hello, friends.

if i could give you one piece of advice from my very long life, it would be this:

learn to open doors.

you will be glad you did.

besides the possibility of opening that marvelous food-filled box in the kitchen, there are many times when i want to leave a room or a building and elizabeth is strangely uncooperative, no matter how strongly i attempt to communicate my desire to her.

if i could open doors myself, this would not be a problem. i would just open the door and walk out.

oh, the freedom.